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This is a really great moment! Thanks Scottie for being such a good sport and sending it in to me!
One of my most embarrassing moments happened while my family and I were on vacation at a well known British Holiday Camp situated on the east coast of England. My 3 kids, who were all under the age of 10 at that time, wanted to visit the very popular adventure swimming pool which was the main attraction of the camp. The pool was only about a hundred yards from our chalet, so we were able to walk there in our swimwear without looking out of place.
Once inside, my kids made a be line to the water slide which was at the far end of the complex,while I took my time, as there was thousands of people in the place, and there were loads of pretty girls to look at on the way. When I reached the water slide, my kids urged me to have a go, but as it was mostly children who were using the slide, I politely refused.
I may have gotten away with it, hadn't it been for another parent who decided to have a go, and this was enough to encourage my kids to start nagging me again. Hoping that nobody was watching, I climbed the stairs and within seconds was speeding down this water slide, which ended up with me shooting off the end right into the swimming pool itself. After surfacing again, I declined to have another go, and instead asked my elder daughter to loan me her snorkel mask.
This she did, and after fitting it over my face, I began to swim around the pool with my head under the water and my bottom sticking up in the air. It was a huge swimming area, so it took me about 15 minutes to encircle the pool and return to the water slide area. When I finally surfaced, I could hear loud laughter coming from all round the building, plus my kids were screaming at me to come out of the pool. As there was a safety barrier around the slide, I decided to swim back up to the other end of the pool and get out there, and as I was still wearing the snorkel mask, I ducked my head again and started off swimming.
Like before, when I surfaced, I could hear the whole place was in uproar, with laughter coming from the spectators gallery and from the restaurant and bar situated high above the pool. When I climbed out of the water, I had a good look around to see what was so funny, thinking that there must be a show of some kind taking place. My kids by this time had made their way round the pool from the slide area and were again screaming and pointing at me. I told them to stop shouting as they were attracting attention to us, but it made no difference.
It was then that I began to realise that all was not as it should be, I could sense thousands of eyes watching me, and I could hear wolf whistles coming from all around. Instantly, my hand shot down to the front of my swimming trunks to feel if any of my dangly bits had fallen out, but thankfully, all was in order. I did notice however that my trunks weren't as tight as they should have been, and when I felt round the back, I soon discovered why. There was nothing there, no trunks, nothing, just one big bare ass for all to see. My trunks had been ripped apart while riding down the water slide, and as nobody had noticed it, I then swam right round the pool with my head under the water, and my big bare arse sticking up in the air in full view of everyone.
I also remember letting off a few farts on my way round, so what they sounded like from a bare arse, is anyones guess. As for getting home from the pool with no clothes to wear, well, never mind.